I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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