How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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