chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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