I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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