Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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