Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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