If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
