Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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