She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
That accounts for only three of the penises
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
