are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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