There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
