Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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