All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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