i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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