My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
