he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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