Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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