I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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