i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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