Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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