I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's never too late to be topless.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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