You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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