he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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