the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
