Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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