Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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