watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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