so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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