Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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