i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
What a dumb baby whore.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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