I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
