So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
