Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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