i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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