I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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