I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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