new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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