I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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