I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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