I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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