How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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