how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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