I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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