i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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