nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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