He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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