We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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