I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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