just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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