windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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